A recent visit through our warehouse confirmed one thing. Scattered lots of wines occupying rack space. We have PALLETS of new stuff coming in, space is getting tight, and it’s time to make room.

Baron Von Blanc offered to send a sprinter van from his father’s Mercedes dealership to temporarily relocate it all. But odds are that’s the last time we see any of it.

So our trusty Seal Team Sips convened. They ran the logistics. And found a better solution.

Spring Cleaning Extraction Missions begins TODAY at 0800 hours.

Hundreds of wines will be dropping throughout the day!

Many of which have just 1, 2 or 3 bottles remaining.

📋 MISSION PARAMETERS:

🕐 8 Extractions are launching throughout the day, with a new one dropping every hour starting at 8am PST. ⚡ You have a 60-minute window to complete each mission. 💥 Wines disappear when time's up!

📅 MISSION SCHEDULE:

8am: Extraction #1:

Napa Vault Heist

9am: Extraction #2:

Sonoma Sweep

10am: Extraction #3:

Golden State Declassified

11am: Extraction #4:

French Resistance

12pm: Extraction #5:

Global Asset Recovery

1pm: Extraction #6:

Operation Stivale

2pm: Extraction #7:

The Old World Files

3pm: Extraction #8:

Interpol's Most Wanted

🚨HIGH PRIORITY: SECURE YOUR TARGETS🚨

This year you can access the full mission briefing in advance. Agent Cru scaffolded a high-tech, secure briefing hub containing complete intel on each of these classified missions. You can browse through the Extraction Missions and see what wines are coming up. Build your Target List and coordinate your action plan.

Spring Cleaning Extraction Mission Hub

Access ALL the details. Every mission and its extraction time. Every wine, every prices. Arm yourself with a full plan and a way to target your most wanted acquisitions.

But you’ll need a password to gain entry.

And the only place to find it? Visit our Operative Hangout group and you’ll find the password pinned there (if you’re not already a member of the cool kids club).

Pro Tips:

‼️ Bottles in your cart are NOT reserved. Only a completed checkout secures a bottle in your Locker. Many lots have just 1–3 bottles remaining — don’t wait until the end to check out. Your precious targets may vanish.

⚡ Enable Instant Checkout in your account settings

🥂 Set your default quantity to 1 bottle

🔒 Checkout immediately after adding each wine — then come back for more