Each mystery case contains 12 different wines.

If you believe Tuesday deserves a pulled cork, a burger on the grill, and absolutely zero homework - this one’s for you. Reliable, crowd-pleasing, and terrifyingly easy to drink.

You’ll get a case that leans hard into red: Brawny Napa Cab, silky Pinot, and a Zin or two with a chip on its shoulder. Nearly every box sneaks in a white for the Op whose spouse “doesn’t really do red,” and about a third bring a little dessert-in-a-glass to close out the night.

Nothing in here needs a decanter, a cellar, or a lecture. Pull a cork and go.