Each mystery case contains 12 different wines.

This one comes fully armed to the hilt with thundering Bordeaux, majestic Brunello, swaggering Super Tuscans and mountain-grown Napa Cab.

These are the kinds of names that usually live behind locked glass at a steakhouse with no prices on the menu. And here’s the kicker: Every single case carries at least three bottles from 2015 or earlier. Somebody else did the waiting. You get the drinking.

Normally you’d pay an arm and a leg and, in the 1800s, one or two healthy children for a haul like this, but not here, not today!