Mission Codename Deep Cover
Not much competes with the pure, unbridled joy of seeing your kids open a gift under the Christmas tree. A wave of total surprise and happiness overcomes them.
As an adult that’s hard to reproduce. Merino wool socks and a fresh set of New Balance 624s fall more into the “aww, that’s swell” category. As much as dad’s love those NBs…they don’t quite hit the same as getting a new PS5 and knowing you have two weeks off school to fry your eyeballs with nonstop Call of Duty action.
That’s why we’re writing to you today. We’re going to do our damndest to hook you up with a similar moment of utter surprise and elation. In other words, MYSTERY CASES! In recent years this has been IMMENSELY popular. And this year we’re doing it bigger, badder, and packing more value into these boxes of ambrosial goodness than ever before. Because hey, the new year is almost here and you definitely deserve a reward for making it through 2020.
We worked around the clock on this, consuming an ungodly amount of BANG energy drinks and far too many Popeye’s fried chicken sandwiches to get this done. In the end we rounded up every bottle from the darkest corners of our warehouse and assembled three tiers to choose - $150, $200, and $300.
Now let’s jump in. This calls for a quick bullet list.
• $150, $200 and $300 prices for each tier
• Each case will have no more than TWO whites
• No two cases are the same
• Each one represents a total of at least 50% off its retail value
• Includes some wines you’ve seen over the past year and many others that you have not
• Free ground shipping, naturally
Alrighty. That’s it. Can’t say much else or we’ll spoil the mystery! There aren’t many to go around, so don’t miss this chance to treat yourself.
Now we’re off to catch a quick nap before we wrangle up the next deal.
Wishing you and yours a very Merry Christmas Day, Operative!
If you are looking for a great deal with no chance of scratches, then you’ll want to check out our Mystery Case B for just $200
If you’re okay with a nick on the label, then you’ll want to check out our Mystery Case C for just $150 for the best deal in town!
What the Winery Says
- Mystery Case A