Mystery Case #1 is here!! Exactly what you need for your Monday-Sunday enjoyment. If you’re getting this email, chances are you enjoy wine, and if you enjoy wine, you ALWAYS need a good stash of cellar defenders. Enter, the Quaffers. Reliable and terrifyingly easy to drink. You’ll get a mixed case of 12 absolute gems ready for maximum enjoyment. Throw in the sweet taste of victory when you pocket $300+ and we have a total no-brainer!!

Some of the biggest mysteries in life may never be solved.

Where is D.B. Cooper? Why does ambrosia salad exist? Who was the serial pooper of Akron, OH?

In a thousand years, historians might look back and ponder another similarly confounding mystery: “How did Wine Spies put together such a magnificent collection of 12 wines at astonishingly low prices?!”

Deep connections. Advanced mind control tactics. Bargaining strategies rivaling the best hostage negotiators. But you already knew that. And best of all, you won’t need to shovel anything off your lawn, assume a new identity, or choke down an ungodly combination of fruit, marshmallows, and gelatin.

In case you haven’t figured it out by now, after a three-year hiatus, MYSTERY CASES ARE BACK ON THE MENU!

And since we’ve only grown since the last time we did this, you can bet your bunghole we’re loading them up with some really good stuff.

We scoured the furthest reaches of the warehouse to uncover this plethora of vinous delights. Then spent far too many expletive-filled hours crunching the numbers in excel to make it happen.

Here’s what you need to know:

We’ll have three tiers of mystery cases: the $299 Quaffers, the $499 Connoisseurs, and the $699 Collectors.

FREE REPOURS! Every case will have two free Repours included - one Repour is good for the life of one 750ml bottle of wine, whether it’s poured over the course of a few days or a few weeks. Keep that wine fresh for days!

Each case is jam packed with our favorite deals of the recent past and more. Yours may get a few refreshing whites, a cult winemakers’ 94+ rated rarity, or Oakville’s best kept secrets. Maybe a Grand/1er Cru Burgundy here, a flashy Tuscan gem there… you get the picture.

When checking out, please select “single order” so the mystery case does not add to your Locker. That way it will not count toward your 24 bottle Locker limit and it will not trigger an auto-ship on any existing filled Lockers you have.

You won’t know what’s inside the Mystery Case until it lands on your doorstep. Whatever your personal mystery picks will be, deliciousness and value are guaranteed, and possibly you’ll discover a new favorite. With discounts averaging way over 50% OFF in each case, delivered free to your doorstep.

Your Mystery Case(s) can ship as soon as Tuesday September 3rd. If you select Temp Control and ice packs it will ship out on Friday, September 6th. If you live in a state where the weather is still hot, you can also choose to delay shipping by up to two months.

Finally, it goes without saying, but these are SUPER LIMITED!!

Roughly 50 cases of each, so stake your claim.

Once each tier sells out, we’ll move to the next one up, until they’re ALL gone, and ooh they always do.

You’re still here? Good, because we have one last easter egg if you will. Join our private Facebook group, and venture a guess as to the number of corks in this gigantic wine glass, and we’ll drop $100 credit in the account of the Operative who’s closest!