Mystery Case #3 has arrived!! This comes fully armed to the tilt with howitzer Cabs, mammoth Tuscans, and prestigious Bordeaux! Big names, big scores, and (usually) big price tags. Expect eclectic treasures from Caberlot, Catena, Beauséjour Duffau, Espectacle, and Seña. Normally you’d pay an arm and a leg, and, in the 1800s, one or two healthy children for all these, but not here, not today! To be more exact, this contains near $1500 worth of wine.

Some of the biggest mysteries in life may never be solved.

Where is D.B. Cooper? Why does ambrosia salad exist? Who was the serial pooper of Akron, OH?

In a thousand years, historians might look back and ponder another similarly confounding mystery: “How did Wine Spies put together such a magnificent collection of 12 wines at astonishingly low prices?!”

Deep connections. Advanced mind control tactics. Bargaining strategies rivaling the best hostage negotiators. But you already knew that. And best of all, you won’t need to shovel anything off your lawn, assume a new identity, or choke down an ungodly combination of fruit, marshmallows, and gelatin.

In case you haven’t figured it out by now, after a three-year hiatus, MYSTERY CASES ARE BACK ON THE MENU!

And since we’ve only grown since the last time we did this, you can bet your bunghole we’re loading them up with some really good stuff.

We scoured the furthest reaches of the warehouse to uncover this plethora of vinous delights. Then spent far too many expletive-filled hours crunching the numbers in excel to make it happen.

Here’s what you need to know:

🍷 We’ll have three tiers of mystery cases: the $299 Quaffers, the $499 Connoisseurs, and the $699 Collectors.

🍷 Each case is jam packed with our favorite deals. ALL REDs. No white wines in these.

🍷 When checking out, please select “single order” so the mystery case does not add to your Locker. That way it will not count toward your 24 bottle Locker limit and it will not trigger an auto-ship on any existing filled Lockers you have.

🍷 You won’t know what’s inside the Mystery Case until it lands on your doorstep. Whatever your personal mystery picks will be, deliciousness and value are guaranteed, and possibly you’ll discover a new favorite. With discounts averaging way over 50% OFF in each case, delivered free to your doorstep.

Finally, it goes without saying, but these are SUPER LIMITED!!

Roughly 50 cases of each, so stake your claim.

Once each tier sells out, we’ll move to the next one up, until they’re ALL gone, and ooh they always do