CLASSIFIED STORE TAKEOVER!! FIRST TIME EVER!! FIVE JAW-DROPPING WINES.

Operatives, TRUST YOUR FAITHFUL AGENTS OF WINE. My hands are sweaty as I type this. The risk of ANY exposure of the producer puts our livelihood at stake. Because this is, without a doubt, the best Classified we’ve had. Wait… classified(s) - plural.

Ever.

It’s not up for debate. Is one the best? You can take Larry Bird, the Michael Jordan, and Tom Brady as your GOAT? But they’re all legendary.

A producer any collector knows, yearns for, and fawns over when spotted. Scores that refuse to quit. And the kicker: we have FIVE of these bad boys lined up today. Every one an absolute stunner, the kind of CULTY wine usually only available through retail auction houses.

Our business is built on precious and delicate relationships. This is not one we can even whisper a hint via DM or text message or smoke signal…

Speculation abounds in the Operative Hangout looking for clues. Be warned, however: this time, we’ll be trolling the Operative Hangout and, in a rare move, removing any blatant giveaways. Mark Stephens’ phone number will be put on “do not disturb” and ignored for the next 24 hours. It’s that serious.

We know… it takes some of the fun out of it. BUT Trust Us, :zipper_mouth_face: none of that will matter when you open your lockers.

Capiche? Good - get ready because everything drops at 8am sharp!