Jimmy Hoffa. Amelia Earhart. The Wine Spies Mystery Case.

All three were missing. Only one of them has resurfaced.

When the Agents are on it you can bet your deerstalker that the mystery is getting solved.

In fact we cracked the toughest nut of them all: “How do you sort hundreds of different wines, so that every case will put a smile on the face of even the most hardened Operative?”

Did we recruit Los Alamos Labs PhD’s to apply quantum particle physics? Did we reanimate the corpse of Allen Turing and force his zombie to decipher the code? Did we use AI to build an app that figures out how to balance each case so every one of them is mind-bogglingly legit?

WHO KNOWS?

What we do know is that Mystery Cases are BACK and this batch is the best deal yet. Each case runs at least 10% under their original total price tag. Legal says it’s fine. Agent Cru is furious.

The only way to beat a Wine Spies price is a Wine Spies Mystery Case.

This is the Connoisseurs.

For the Op who reads the whole wine list, skips the second-cheapest bottle on principle, and still expects change back.

You’ll get 12 bottles that dress up for dinner.

Every case brings real Napa Cab with shoulders like a ‘78 Cadillac, most sneak across the Atlantic for French red that makes a pot roast feel like a state dinner, and nearly every box saves the best for last with a bottle built for dessert. Some even show up with bubbles, just in case the day calls for a toast.

Caviar taste. Reasonable budget. Nobody at the dinner table needs to know which half of that is true.

For those Ops with other agendas, we have two more options:

The Quaffers case is for you if you believe Tuesday deserves a pulled cork, a burger on the grill, and absolutely zero homework - this one’s for you. Reliable, crowd-pleasing, and terrifyingly easy to drink. Nothing in here needs a decanter, a cellar, or a lecture. Pull a cork and go.

The Collectors comes fully armed to the hilt with thundering Bordeaux, majestic Brunello, swaggering Super Tuscans and mountain-grown Napa Cab. Normally you’d pay an arm and a leg and, in the 1800s, one or two healthy children for a haul like this, but not here, not today!

Here’s what you need to know:

🍷 We’ll have three tiers of mystery cases: the $299 Quaffers, the $499 Connoisseurs, and the $699 Collectors.

🍷 Better than our own prior sale prices, by 10% on the case.

🍷 IMPORTANT: when checking out, please select “single order” so the mystery case does not add to your Locker. That way it will not count toward your 24 bottle Locker limit and it will not trigger an auto-ship on any existing filled Lockers you have.

Finally, it goes without saying, but these are SUPER LIMITED!!

Roughly 50 cases of each, so stake your claim. Quaffers is on deck as the Feature. Connoisseurs and Collectors are hanging out in the Store.

And they’re available NOW. What are you still doing here? HURRY